A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;”I would like to buy some cyanide,”The… Read More »A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
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As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;”I would like to buy some cyanide,”The… Read More »A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
One says to the other “You’re doing alright, how am I?”
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I can’t wait to see his face light up when he open it
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None but there are 52 Targets
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he orders a beer and a mop
“Wait, I can explain everything!”
They’re both fucking stupid.
Does that mean I still have to pay child support?
Turns out substance abuse isn’t a joke.
”two beers, ” he says ”one for me, and one for the road.”
About 15 seconds
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You ask him politely.
She had no mammary of the event.
Instead of giving me a straight answer he started beating around the bush.
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I don’t want unlucky people working in our department.
Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today.
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He just kinda blew up
It’s a very sketchy place.