Natural Stupidity
– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
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– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that did not help, try these instead. We have hand-picked 72 computer jokes from TheFun.Net’s… Read More »72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again. That’s why people laugh at it.
– Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber? – It adapts to the user.
The creators of AI complain to God: – Lord, we built an AI and it turned out deceitful, cunning and irresponsible! – And in whose image did you create it?
Most honest graduation caps ever! The graduates decorated their caps with the logos of DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium? A migration to the cloud
I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi. “Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and… Read More »I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer… Read More »People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google…. Nothing comes up
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google? Google Doc
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests. But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,”… Read More »cheap flights
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity? Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.
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I think Google is broken or something… I did a Google Image search for Rorschach tests, but all that shows up is pictures of my… Read More »Rorschach test
I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone
Our bra manufacturer has gone bust.The specialist in submersibles has gone under.A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.The suppliers of paper for… Read More »So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..