What Is Autocorrect
– Dad, what is autocorrect? – Autocorrect is when Dad says he wants to go to the bar, Mom says “do whatever you want”, and… Read More »What Is Autocorrect
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
Want only the best? Read our 72 computer jokes for programmers, IT support and phone addicts.
The $40 Dog IQ App
There is a new app that costs $40 and lets you see how smart your dog is. If you bought the app, the dog is… Read More »The $40 Dog IQ App
The Matrix in Reverse
If you watch The Matrix backwards, it is the story of a guy who gets off pills and finds a stable office job.
Ads With Real Actors
I keep catching myself staring at ads with real human actors in them. Vinyl collectors do roughly the same thing. Author: Stoycho Dimitrov
Natural Stupidity
– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that did not help, try these instead. We have hand-picked 72 computer jokes from TheFun.Net’s… Read More »72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
The Difference Between AI and People
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again. That’s why people laugh at it.
ChatGPT Is Getting Dumber
– Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber? – It adapts to the user.
In Whose Image
The creators of AI complain to God: – Lord, we built an AI and it turned out deceitful, cunning and irresponsible! – And in whose image did you create it?
Most Honest Graduation Caps Ever
Most honest graduation caps ever! The graduates decorated their caps with the logos of DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium? A migration to the cloud
I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
still to come
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi. “Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and… Read More »I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer… Read More »People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found…
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google….
Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google…. Nothing comes up
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading…
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google? Google Doc
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests. But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.
OK, Google?
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.
cheap flights
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,”… Read More »cheap flights
Do you remember
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity? Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.
Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited…
Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited version ? **** ***** *********** *** **** *** ****** *** * ****… Read More »Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited…
Rorschach test
I think Google is broken or something… I did a Google Image search for Rorschach tests, but all that shows up is pictures of my… Read More »Rorschach test
I got fired from the keyboard factory today…
I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just…
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a…
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server