r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be. Drag and drop.
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
The internet is a drug.
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles… Read More »The internet is a drug.
smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.
“My dad says, you can check my computer.
“My dad says, you can check my computer. Is that right, Mr. Obama?” “He’s not your dad.”
secure place
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
different
I don’t know babe, you have an iPhone and I have an Android. We’re just two completely different people.
before
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor… Read More »before
hello, I am..
Internet was not working last night spent time with family. They seem to be nice people.
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity,…
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
explanation
The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.
scanning
I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF
tha last night i…
The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook
delete history
I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.
huge…
Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.
not on fb
I don’t always tell my mother how much I love her. but when I do, it’s not on facebook!!
characters
I was over my blonde friend’s house and asked for her Wi-Fi password. She replied, “Mickey Goofy Pluto Daisy Cinderella Shrek Donkey Fiona Washington D.C.”… Read More »characters
our sofa
I walked in today and my wife slammed the laptop down on the table and said, “There’s pictures of naked women on the laptop, what… Read More »our sofa
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in…
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…
except
I just explained Google images to my mum. ‘Pick anything to search for’, I said. She replied ‘What about a nice cream pie?’. ‘Except that.’… Read More »except
difference
Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of… Read More »difference
do you want?
I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one? I’ll print you one out.
better phone
As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately… Read More »better phone
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