I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings…
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
Married life is full of small battles, big compromises and moments that are funny only years later. These jokes cover it all, from the wedding day to the silver anniversary. Still single? Try the dating jokes. Having in-law trouble? We have mother-in-law jokes too.
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My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better..
My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better.. I said, “You woke me up at 3 O’clock in the fucking afternoon… Read More »My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better..
I’m in big trouble with my wife.
I’m in big trouble with my wife. Lying in bed, she asked ” What I’d like to do most with her body?” Apparently, “Identify it”,… Read More »I’m in big trouble with my wife.
first test
Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another year”!…. Said the wife as I rolled off the top of her… Read More »“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife? One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and… Read More »What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency…. So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some…
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!” I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”