Walking by Proxy
“Right, I’m heading out for a walk.” “Can you take my watch with you?” Author: TWONKS
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings…
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer
My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better..
My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better.. I said, “You woke me up at 3 O’clock in the fucking afternoon… Read More »My wife said I’m a useless, lazy slob & she deserves better..
I’m in big trouble with my wife.
I’m in big trouble with my wife. Lying in bed, she asked ” What I’d like to do most with her body?” Apparently, “Identify it”,… Read More »I’m in big trouble with my wife.
first test
Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another year”!…. Said the wife as I rolled off the top of her… Read More »“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife? One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and… Read More »What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency…. So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅