I’m going through a lot right now.
I’m going through a lot right now. Mostly because my car brakes stopped working.
Car Jokes
Car jokes and driving humor to get your engine running. From backseat drivers and parking fails to mechanics, traffic and the mystery of that warning light, these funny car jokes are built for anyone who loves the open road. Buckle up, the puns are coming in fast.
I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa wasn’t real. I was heart broken… I jumped in my car and… Read More »I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
Which car is best for off-road?
Which car is best for off-road? A company car…
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with…
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects
We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it…
We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE… Read More »We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it…
My GF says she was born by Cesarean section.
My GF says she was born by Cesarean section. I always wondered why she left my car through the sunroof.
The mechanic asked me if I’ve ever rotated my tires.
The mechanic asked me if I’ve ever rotated my tires. How does he think I got here?
My GPS just told me to turn around.
My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.
Driving down the road today.
Driving down the road today. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying: “I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”… Read More »Driving down the road today.
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe