Still haven’t found
Bono from U2 is the voice of my cars GPS. It sucks. The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking… Read More »Still haven’t found
Car Jokes
Car jokes and driving humor to get your engine running. From backseat drivers and parking fails to mechanics, traffic and the mystery of that warning light, these funny car jokes are built for anyone who loves the open road. Buckle up, the puns are coming in fast.
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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright
My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti…
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
The Mature Lady
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh,… Read More »The Mature Lady
DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and… Read More »DIVORCE
My friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.
Well, that Escaladed quickly.
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the… Read More »A boy was born without a body
My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.
Me: work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer.Driver: I don’t like working for anyone, I like to be my… Read More »My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.