If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?
If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach? Trigonometry. There’s a lot of sin involved.
Religious Jokes
Religious jokes about priests, nuns, rabbis, heaven and St. Peter at the pearly gates. Gentle faith humor for everyone.
These are light-hearted jokes that poke fun at situations, not at anyone’s beliefs: priests and rabbis walking into bars, conversations at the gates of heaven and more. For jokes about the powers here on Earth, see our political jokes.
A little humor never hurt anyone’s soul.
A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »A man died and went to heaven.
We’ll never know
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He… Read More »We’ll never know
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the…
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool… Read More »While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the…
Eraser
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight… “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.… Read More »Eraser
A Lady goes to confession.
A Lady goes to confession. Lady: I think I am pregnant. Priest: How did this happen my child? Lady: I think it might have been… Read More »A Lady goes to confession.
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor… Read More »Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
Guy gets bad news
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,”… Read More »Guy gets bad news
Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do… Read More »Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
Teacher was having a problem with a boy
>>Teacher was having a problem with a boy A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The… Read More »Teacher was having a problem with a boy