Some will understand some won’t!!
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He can’t believe it’s not Buddha”
Religious Jokes
Religious jokes told with a light touch and a good heart. Priests, rabbis and the occasional pearly-gates gag walk into this collection of gentle, funny religious humor. Meant to make you smile rather than to preach, these jokes find the lighter side of faith for readers of every belief.
No beer in Heaven
Old Lenard had passed away and was being buried. Just as the coffin was being lowered into the ground a friend tossed a handful of… Read More »No beer in Heaven
A cowboy walks into a bar…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of… Read More »A cowboy walks into a bar…
SATAN: I need more ideas on how to torture people
DEMON: Tell them they’re gonna watch Speed and put on Speed 2: cruise control insteadSATAN: What the fuck Morris, I love that.
Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches… Read More »A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
A Muslim, a Christian, and a Rabbi walk into a house.
Chris Hansen: “Have a seat right over there.”
Two old Jews are walking past a church
A sign out front reads, “Convert to Catholicism, get $20.”The first Jew keeps walking, but soon notices his friend has stopped to take a closer… Read More »Two old Jews are walking past a church
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us… Read More »Baseball in heaven.
High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are… Read More »High IQ
Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to… Read More »Merry Christmas everybody!
3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue… Read More »3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
I support LGBTQ
Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.
A priest went to get his hair cut.
Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day… Read More »A priest went to get his hair cut.
An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
He then orders three more . The bartender says, “You know,they’d be less likely to go flat if you bought them one at a time.”… Read More »An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let… Read More »A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The rude skeleton!
Why did the skeleton burp in church?He didn’t have the guts to fart.
A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
The priest asked, “What is so troubling that you want to end your marriage?” The young man replied, “ My wife and I keep fighting… Read More »A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
I just read an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there’s a lot of cross referencing.
I saw a few nuns at a bus stop…one of them was smoking a cigarette, one of them was wearing a beanie…
You could say they had a couple bad habits.
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to…
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.
Conditions
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions
Over acting
A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting
Complaint
When I die, I’m not going to Heaven or Hell, I’m going to the Complaint Department.
My cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be… Read More »My cross
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