A Muslim, a Christian, and a Rabbi walk into a house.by thefunDecember 20, 2019Chris Hansen: “Have a seat right over there.” More One-LinersIt’s gonna be hard being Joey Saladino after Trump’s Impeachment.What do you call a candidate who cannot win an election?You see that’s the problem with the #beetoo movement…I was making an awning for my porch and when I cut the posts one of them seemed off. When I went to look at it, it yelled “BITCHHHH”I didn’t like my haircut when I first got it…What’s blue and fucks old ladies?