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After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧
Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he…
Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago…
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”
How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap…
How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.
L want my children to have all the things in the world l could…
l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.