Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc
Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store?
You become an iWitness.
I’m hosting a party for people who can’t get an orgasm
Please tell me, if you can’t come.
Stormtrooper armor were designed as a joke so they would die instantly when they get shot but then the empire bought out a whole armies worth.
But who’s to blame here, the guy who made them or the guy who placed the order?Kinda explains the clone wars.
Post nut clarity?
Nah, cumming back to your senses.
Disney’s Frozen…
…cryogenically. Isn’t he?
There is no reverse cowgirl in Kentucky
You don’t turn your back on family!