Opening a Joint Account
Bob walks into a bank with a pound of weed to open a joint account.
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my…
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my money and now I am being arrested.
Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish…
Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish I could earn a dollar. That way, I could buy a house in the… Read More »Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish…
moment
A young boy approaches God and asks, “Is it true that a billion years is just a second to you?” God answers, “Yes.” The boy… Read More »moment
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i
A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me…
A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live. The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You… Read More »A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me…
October is eczema awareness month.
October is eczema awareness month. I’m raising money…. by selling scratch cards
Money shots
What kind of porn do bankers watch? Trans action.
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