A young boy approaches God and asks, “Is it true that a billion years is just a second to you?”
God answers, “Yes.”
The boy then inquires, “Is it also true that a billion dollars is worth just a penny to you?”
God again confirms, “Yes.”
Excited, the boy asks, “Can I have a penny from you then?”
God responds, “Sure, give me a moment.”
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