This Stay at Home shit needs to end soon, today I took a nap simply to stop eating.
6 days ago • Fun jokes
Test
1 week ago • Fun jokes
Best part about coronavirus?
I can tell people to stay the fuck away from me and I’m not just being an asshole.
1 month ago • Fun jokes
Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?”
Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. – Lots of teen users. – Fun for the whole family.
My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive.
Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my wife and there wasnt an expensive leak.
???
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat…
….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
2 months ago • Fun jokes
We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay?
~NSA
I don’t know who needs to hear this but….
shave your Valentines gift.
