Jokes

Regress

03/06/2023

2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.
2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.
2023: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Russia.

#Historical_Mind

29/05/2023

Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”

@AznRyan

28/05/2023

Me – This escape room sucks 😒
Nurse – Sir, this is a psych ward

@MrsSimmons

25/05/2023

I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…
I just can’t take it any longer

@supernurse

22/05/2023

How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.

@Bluezzzman

22/05/2023

l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.