Counting sheep

Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps

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Quit

Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods?  chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!

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dream

I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020

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checkout

A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him…

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Niagra

The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.

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Tip

Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more

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Meeting after long time

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who

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No!

Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?

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Something

I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall

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Two lips

A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman

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Simple trick

How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?

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