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The New Wall
Drawn in July 2017. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.
Cartoon by Christo Komarnitski, politicalcartoons.com
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Do Churches Treat That Now
– Doctor, help me! A couple of weeks ago I slept with my best friend’s wife, and ever since I can’t find any peace. It’s tormenting me, it burns…
– Well, my friend, there’s nothing I can do for you here. What you need is a church…
– Doctor, since when do churches treat gonorrhea?!
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Let’s Swap Seats
At the theatre:
– Honey, can you see well?
– Yes, dear.
– Nobody’s blocking your view?
– No, nobody.
– And the seat is comfortable?
– Yes, everything’s fine.
– Then let’s swap seats.
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It Usually Becomes Clear by Noon
Two friends are talking:
– How do you greet your wife in the morning?
– The usual. “Good morning, my queen, my sunshine. I’m sorry.”
– Sorry for what?
– No idea. It usually becomes clear by noon.
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How to Be Original
These days, to be original, it’s enough to be kind and normal.
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Sorry About the Car, Darling
Wife: Darling, I made you pancakes to say sorry for hitting the car last night.
Husband: You did WHAT?!
Wife: Pancakes…
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It’s Not Just a Feeling
– Doctor, I have an obsessive thought. I feel like everyone around me is trying to rip me off.
– Relax, my friend! You’re perfectly healthy. It’s not just a feeling. That’ll be 150 dollars.
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The Difference Between AI and People
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again.
That’s why people laugh at it.
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A Pretty Long Song
Eight minutes on the record, fifty years in real life.
Seen on Threads
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Will I Get Caught
A man visits a fortune teller. She looks at his palm and gasps:
– Oh no! In two days you’re going to kill your wife!
– That I know. Will I get caught?
