If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?
Trigonometry. There’s a lot of sin involved.
If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’
on baked beans…
They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi.
“Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and the password is ‘new_shoes’.”
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Whoever called them Kegels….
And not puss-ups really missed out