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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.

  • Walking by Proxy

    Funny picture: Walking by Proxy

    “Right, I’m heading out for a walk.”

    “Can you take my watch with you?”

    Author: TWONKS


  • The Red Bull Heist

    Thieves have stolen 250,000 cans of Red Bull today from a warehouse in Liverpool.

    Police say they have no leads, but reckon the culprits could be anywhere by now. One thing’s for sure: they won’t be getting any sleep tonight.

    Seen on r/Jokes


  • The Best Revenge

    My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn.

    It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s standards are.


  • Opening a Joint Account

    Bob walks into a bank with a pound of weed and hands it over to the teller.

    Shocked, the teller asks, “What’s this for?”

    Bob: “I’m here to open a joint account.”


  • Most Honest Graduation Caps Ever

    Meme: Most honest graduation caps ever

    Most honest graduation caps ever! The graduates decorated their caps with the logos of DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.


  • What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?

    What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
    A migration to the cloud


  • Masked Rodent (58200)

    After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”


  • I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…

    I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then I realized that she was talking about time.


  • I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple

    I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧


  • Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he…

    Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago…