I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe. I don’t care how big the spider is, no one steals my
March 21, 2021
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So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance He answered: “Because I want you to be truly sad when I am
March 19, 2021
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My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad. Until mom found out and hid the urn.
March 9, 2021
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I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back. Half way through I said “put a tomahawk in his
March 9, 2021
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MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.
March 2, 2021
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I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
March 1, 2021
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Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps
March 1, 2021
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Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods? chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!
March 1, 2021
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I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020
October 8, 2020
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03 March 2021
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MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.
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I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
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Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps
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Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods? chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!
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I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020
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A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him…
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The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.
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Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more
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A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who
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Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?
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I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall
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A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman
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There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.
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The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of
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The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly”
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I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
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I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided
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Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
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Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.
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G.F. :You treat our relationship like some kind of game. ? Me: this will cost you 12 points and a bonus round.
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Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?
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This is how you wake up one day, and all of Russia has already been rewritten in Rotenberg.
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