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Where They Hide It
Scientists hide knowledge where fools will never find it. In books.
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Weakness and Hardness
A woman’s affair is a moment of weakness. A man’s affair is a moment of hardness.
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We’ll See
Two voyeurs are talking:
– What are we doing tonight?
– Don’t know. We’ll see.
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Comfort Zone
How do I leave my comfort zone if I’ve never once been in it?
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ChatGPT Is Getting Dumber
– Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber?
– It adapts to the user.
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Lottery Plans
Wife to husband:
– When you win the lottery, I’m getting a facelift, Botox and new boobs right away. What do you say?
– And what would you say if I spent that money tuning up my old pickup?
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In Whose Image
The creators of artificial intelligence complain to God:
– Lord, we built an AI and it turned out deceitful, cunning and irresponsible!
– And in whose image did you create it?
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Don’t Call Me at Work
– Why do you never tell me when you finish?
– You told me not to call you at work.
Seen on aberwitzig.com
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A Stranger
– If I left you for another man, would you feel sorry?
– Feel sorry for a stranger?
Seen on anekdotov.net
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Persian Gulf
My Persian cat made a Persian Gulf on my Persian rug.