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The Dream Is Still There
When I was 10, I dreamed of being 18.
Thirty years later, the dream is still there.
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The Social Factor
A young couple goes to a sex therapist and complains:
– Nothing works for us, please help!
The doctor leaves and comes back with a glass of clear liquid. He tells them to drink it and try, while he goes for a short walk.
He comes back and finds them sitting there, very pleased.
– So, did it work?
– Yes, it was wonderful, you are a genius!
– That was the psychological factor. You drank plain water.
– No, doctor, the factor is social. We just have nowhere to do it.
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One Piece of Good News
At least one piece of good news: the Bugatti Veyron got cheaper.
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Vagitarian
A new kind of diet: vagitarian. Fruit only.
Seen on Facebook
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Ergophobia
Found it in the dictionary: ergophobia, the fear of work.
Everyone thinks I am lazy. I am just sick.
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A Purpose in Life
– Everyone needs a purpose in life! I am sure you have one too! Think about it: what makes you wake up and get out of bed every morning?
– Not wetting it.
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A Question for Single Men
Men without wives, I have just one question for you:
How do you know what you are supposed to be doing?
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My Favorite Dinosaur
I love talking to kids. No adult has ever asked me what my favorite dinosaur is.
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Regime Change in Texas
Trump achieved regime change in Texas faster than in Iran.
By Teodor Slavev
Context: in the November 3, 2026 midterms, Democrats won statewide in Texas for the first time in 32 years. The story (Houston Public Media)
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What Is Autocorrect
– Dad, what is autocorrect?
– Autocorrect is when Dad says he wants to go to the bar, Mom says “do whatever you want”, and Dad no longer wants to go to the bar.
By Agrimonia
