Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.
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Effective Bio-Managers
Biology textbooks will no longer say “parasites”. The politically correct term is now “effective bio-managers”.
Seen on anekdotov.net
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Layoffs
A man gathers his wife, the neighbour’s wife and his mistress:
– Girls, times are hard. There will be layoffs…
Seen on vicevi.rs
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Bricks in Bed
A wall between partners, in the most literal sense.
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Still New Here
The boss is yelling at the new employee:
– What, do you think I’m an idiot?
– I don’t know, I’m still new here.
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The Good News
The doctor:
– I have good news and bad news.
– Start with the bad.
– You’ll be dead within 24 hours.
– And the good news?
– I slept with your wife last night.
Seen on blague-drole.net
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Almost Won
A boxer comes home after a fight, completely beaten up. His wife asks:
– Did you win?
– Almost. I came second.
Seen on blague-drole.net
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What Do You Want It to Be
– Honey, I’m pregnant! We’re having a baby. What do you want it to be?
– A joke.
Seen on blague-drole.net
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Extreme Sports
A man walks into the doctor’s office covered in bruises.
– What happened to you? Do you do extreme sports?
– Yes. I disagree with my wife.
Seen on blague-drole.net
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Plague in Siberia
– Mr Putin, why is there a plague epidemic in Siberia?
– Because in Russia, life is just like in the 14th century!
Author: Kopeykin
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Heine’s Will
German poet Heinrich Heine left his entire estate to his wife, on one condition: that she remarry. “Because then there will be at least one man who regrets my death.”
Seen on Demotywatory
