@JOKESTER

Idon’t understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms.
It’s much more awkward trying to return them.
“She didn’t like me.”😐

@Jeep

*prior to sex in your 20’s*
Him: Did you take the pill?

*prior to sex in your 60’s*
Her: Did you take the pill?

@Jeep

I tried starting my day without coffee.

My court date is in August.

@MO

My sex life is like Coca-Cola.

First it was normal, then Light and now Zero.

@Jeep

Driver’s licenses expire and you choose to renew, marriage licenses should be the same.

@Nutty squirrel

Her: I wanna spice things up.
Him: You know I’m allergic to chili.
Her: I mean in the bedroom.
Him: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Karen.

@Jeep

People do some of the stupidest shit for sex, hell, one time I even got married.

@Jeep

*many years ago*

Liquor store cashier: do you need help?

Me: probably, but I decided to come here instead.

@Nutty squirrel

Things we should be learning from dogs:
1) Trust
2) Love
3) Loyalty
What we learned: Position

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