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So much

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first

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Scarry

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

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Choice

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice

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Zero

I was complaining to my wife about our nonexistent sex life. Zero fucks were given.

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