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It’s Not Just a Feeling
– Doctor, I have an obsessive thought. I feel like everyone around me is trying to rip me off.
– Relax, my friend! You’re perfectly healthy. It’s not just a feeling. That’ll be 150 dollars.
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The Difference Between AI and People
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again.
That’s why people laugh at it.
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A Pretty Long Song
Eight minutes on the record, fifty years in real life.
Seen on Threads
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Will I Get Caught
A man visits a fortune teller. She looks at his palm and gasps:
– Oh no! In two days you’re going to kill your wife!
– That I know. Will I get caught?
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The Golden Ratio of the Week
Mathematics has finally explained why Monday never ends and Sunday is over before it starts.
Seen on Joe Monster
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Where They Hide It
Scientists hide knowledge where fools will never find it. In books.
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Weakness and Hardness
A woman’s affair is a moment of weakness. A man’s affair is a moment of hardness.
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We’ll See
Two voyeurs are talking:
– What are we doing tonight?
– Don’t know. We’ll see.
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Comfort Zone
How do I leave my comfort zone if I’ve never once been in it?
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ChatGPT Is Getting Dumber
– Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber?
– It adapts to the user.
