@MO
I’m divorcing my wife. First it was the pool guy, then the postman, her ex boy friend then my best friend….
….Its pretty clear. I just really love dick.
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@Man-chesthair-Re-United
[jogging] brain: let’s talkme: ok
brain: are we being chased?
me: no
brain: are we chasing something?
me: no
brain: then WTF are we doing here?
heart and lungs: we also have questions…
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through my fork and pretend she’s in jail. It heals me spiritually.
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
Dr: Are you sexually active?
Me: Haha, big time!
Dr: Like… with another person?
Me: Oh, then no.
