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Just Like Dr. House
“My doctor is just like Dr. House.”
“That brilliant?”
“No. He limps on the same leg.”
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The Matrix in Reverse
If you watch The Matrix backwards, it is the story of a guy who gets off pills and finds a stable office job.
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The Pocket Test
Want to know if your wife goes through your pockets?
Put a condom in one.
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Five Minutes In
“Oh, Fima, we have known each other for five minutes and already you want to be the owner of my heart?”
“Oh, Sarah, my dear, believe me, I am not aiming that high.”
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Read the Shirts Left to Right
Eight friends, eight slogan t-shirts, one row. On their own, every shirt is harmless. Read across the line, they are not.
Somebody worked out the seating order, and that somebody deserves a raise.
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One of His Moods
“Are you faking it?”
“No… keep going!”
“Could you at least stop talking to your mother on the phone?”
“Mum, I have to go. He is in one of his moods today.”
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Photo Bottle for Anglers
For sale: photo bottle for anglers.
Next to the fish it reads as a normal two litre bottle. In the hand you can see what it actually is.
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Ads With Real Actors
I keep catching myself staring at ads with real human actors in them.
Vinyl collectors do roughly the same thing.
Author: Stoycho Dimitrov
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Make Him Look Like He Has Money
Emily: Can someone make my boyfriend look like he has money?
Ben: Sure. Here you go.
James: Evil work. Fair outcome.Photos generated by AI. The people shown do not exist.
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Guys Who Plan Ahead
Her: I like guys who plan ahead.
Him: I drank a litre of pineapple juice.
Her: What?
Him: What?Seen on a Polish meme page
