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Funny Jokes

Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

  • Heine’s Will

    Meme: Heinrich Heine left his estate to his wife on condition that she remarry, so at least one man would regret his death

    German poet Heinrich Heine left his entire estate to his wife, on one condition: that she remarry. “Because then there will be at least one man who regrets my death.”

    Seen on Demotywatory

  • Finishing Together

    – I wish we could finish together, just once…

    – And what do you want me to do, hire a conductor?

  • Did you have many guys before me?

    Comic: Did you have many guys before me? – No. Why do you ask? – The condom vending machine in your bathroom got me curious...

    Nothing wrong with being prepared.

    Seen on Joe Monster

  • If you need a problem, I’m here

    Woman in a white t-shirt with the print: If you need a problem I'm here

    The most honest t-shirt ever printed.

  • Two Ice Cubes From Me

    A guy to the waiter:

    “I’d like to buy that lovely blonde at the bar a drink. What’s she having?”

    “Sir, the lady is drinking an exquisite 36-year-old single malt whisky.”

    “Oh! Then add two ice cubes from me.”

  • What’s Your Ring Size?

    Comic: What's your ring size

    Author: Twonks

  • Walking by Proxy

    Funny picture: Walking by Proxy

    “Right, I’m heading out for a walk.”

    “Can you take my watch with you?”

    Author: TWONKS

  • The Red Bull Heist

    Thieves have stolen 250,000 cans of Red Bull today from a warehouse in Liverpool.

    Police say they have no leads, but reckon the culprits could be anywhere by now. One thing’s for sure: they won’t be getting any sleep tonight.

    Seen on r/Jokes

  • The Best Revenge

    My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn.

    It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s standards are.

  • Opening a Joint Account

    Bob walks into a bank with a pound of weed and hands it over to the teller.

    Shocked, the teller asks, “What’s this for?”

    Bob: “I’m here to open a joint account.”