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The Red Bull Heist
Thieves have stolen 250,000 cans of Red Bull today from a warehouse in Liverpool.
Police say they have no leads, but reckon the culprits could be anywhere by now. One thing’s for sure: they won’t be getting any sleep tonight.
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The Best Revenge
My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn.
It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s standards are.
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Opening a Joint Account
Bob walks into a bank with a pound of weed and hands it over to the teller.
Shocked, the teller asks, “What’s this for?”
Bob: “I’m here to open a joint account.”
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Most Honest Graduation Caps Ever
Most honest graduation caps ever! The graduates decorated their caps with the logos of DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.
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What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
A migration to the cloud
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Masked Rodent (58200)
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
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I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then I realized that she was talking about time.
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I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧
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Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he…
Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago…
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I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do…
I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do I smoke? I said why was that your first question?He said, it wasn’t.
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