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Natural Stupidity
– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity?
– No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
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Macho
Two women talking:
– How many times a night does yours wake you up?
– Three times.
– Macho!
– No, prostate.
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The Best Thing About Marriage
The best thing about marriage is being able to say “I’ll have to check with my wife” about anything you have absolutely no intention of doing.
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Never Guessed Right
All the times my wife has asked me “What do you want for dinner?”, I have never once guessed right.
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Whose Husband
If a husband makes you happy, what difference does it make whose he is!
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The New Wall
Drawn in July 2017. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.
Cartoon by Christo Komarnitski, politicalcartoons.com
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Do Churches Treat That Now
– Doctor, help me! A couple of weeks ago I slept with my best friend’s wife, and ever since I can’t find any peace. It’s tormenting me, it burns…
– Well, my friend, there’s nothing I can do for you here. What you need is a church…
– Doctor, since when do churches treat gonorrhea?!
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Let’s Swap Seats
At the theatre:
– Honey, can you see well?
– Yes, dear.
– Nobody’s blocking your view?
– No, nobody.
– And the seat is comfortable?
– Yes, everything’s fine.
– Then let’s swap seats.
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It Usually Becomes Clear by Noon
Two friends are talking:
– How do you greet your wife in the morning?
– The usual. “Good morning, my queen, my sunshine. I’m sorry.”
– Sorry for what?
– No idea. It usually becomes clear by noon.
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How to Be Original
These days, to be original, it’s enough to be kind and normal.
