Vagitarian
A new kind of diet: vagitarian. Fruit only. Seen on Facebook
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Ergophobia
Found it in the dictionary: ergophobia, the fear of work. Everyone thinks I am lazy. I am just sick.
A Purpose in Life
– Everyone needs a purpose in life! I am sure you have one too! Think about it: what makes you wake up and get out… Read More »A Purpose in Life
A Question for Single Men
Men without wives, I have just one question for you: How do you know what you are supposed to be doing?
My Favorite Dinosaur
I love talking to kids. No adult has ever asked me what my favorite dinosaur is.
Regime Change in Texas
Trump achieved regime change in Texas faster than in Iran. By Teodor Slavev Context: in the November 3, 2026 midterms, Democrats won statewide in Texas… Read More »Regime Change in Texas
What Is Autocorrect
– Dad, what is autocorrect? – Autocorrect is when Dad says he wants to go to the bar, Mom says “do whatever you want”, and… Read More »What Is Autocorrect
Suck, Don’t Swallow
I’m looking for a woman who likes to suck but not swallow. I need her to help me steal some fuel. Seen on Funny and… Read More »Suck, Don’t Swallow
The $40 Dog IQ App
There is a new app that costs $40 and lets you see how smart your dog is. If you bought the app, the dog is… Read More »The $40 Dog IQ App
Just Like Dr. House
“My doctor is just like Dr. House.” “That brilliant?” “No. He limps on the same leg.”
The Matrix in Reverse
If you watch The Matrix backwards, it is the story of a guy who gets off pills and finds a stable office job.
The Pocket Test
Want to know if your wife goes through your pockets? Put a condom in one.
Five Minutes In
“Oh, Fima, we have known each other for five minutes and already you want to be the owner of my heart?” “Oh, Sarah, my dear,… Read More »Five Minutes In
Read the Shirts Left to Right
Eight friends, eight slogan t-shirts, one row. On their own, every shirt is harmless. Read across the line, they are not. Somebody worked out the… Read More »Read the Shirts Left to Right
One of His Moods
“Are you faking it?” “No… keep going!” “Could you at least stop talking to your mother on the phone?” “Mum, I have to go. He… Read More »One of His Moods
Photo Bottle for Anglers
For sale: photo bottle for anglers. Next to the fish it reads as a normal two litre bottle. In the hand you can see what… Read More »Photo Bottle for Anglers
Ads With Real Actors
I keep catching myself staring at ads with real human actors in them. Vinyl collectors do roughly the same thing. Author: Stoycho Dimitrov
Make Him Look Like He Has Money
Emily: Can someone make my boyfriend look like he has money?Ben: Sure. Here you go.James: Evil work. Fair outcome. Photos generated by AI. The people… Read More »Make Him Look Like He Has Money
Guys Who Plan Ahead
Her: I like guys who plan ahead.Him: I drank a litre of pineapple juice.Her: What?Him: What? Seen on a Polish meme page
For Once, She Really Has a Headache
“Darling, I have a headache.” “Oh, what a shock. Your head hurts. Again.” “Do you think it would go away if we made love?”
Natural Stupidity
– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
Macho
– How many times a night does yours wake you up? – Three times. – Macho! – No, prostate.
The Best Thing About Marriage
The best thing about marriage is being able to say “I’ll have to check with my wife” about anything you have absolutely no intention of doing.
Never Guessed Right
All the times my wife has asked me “What do you want for dinner?”, I have never once guessed right.
Whose Husband
If a husband makes you happy, what difference does it make whose he is!
The New Wall
The New Wall, a 2017 political cartoon by Christo Komarnitski: Trump and Putin kissing in front of a wall with barbed wire. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.
Do Churches Treat That Now
– Doctor, I slept with my best friend’s wife and ever since I can’t find any peace, it burns… – What you need is a church. – Doctor, since when do churches treat gonorrhea?!
Let’s Swap Seats
– Honey, can you see well? – Yes. – Nobody’s blocking your view? – No. – And the seat is comfortable? – Yes, everything’s fine. – Then let’s swap seats.
It Usually Becomes Clear by Noon
– How do you greet your wife in the morning? – The usual. “Good morning, my queen, my sunshine. I’m sorry.” – Sorry for what? – No idea. It usually becomes clear by noon.
How to Be Original
These days, to be original, it’s enough to be kind and normal.