Read the Shirts Left to Right
Eight friends, eight slogan t-shirts, one row. On their own, every shirt is harmless. Read across the line, they are not. Somebody worked out the… Read More »Read the Shirts Left to Right
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One of His Moods
“Are you faking it?” “No… keep going!” “Could you at least stop talking to your mother on the phone?” “Mum, I have to go. He… Read More »One of His Moods
Photo Bottle for Anglers
For sale: photo bottle for anglers. Next to the fish it reads as a normal two litre bottle. In the hand you can see what… Read More »Photo Bottle for Anglers
Ads With Real Actors
I keep catching myself staring at ads with real human actors in them. Vinyl collectors do roughly the same thing. Author: Stoycho Dimitrov
Make Him Look Like He Has Money
Emily: Can someone make my boyfriend look like he has money?Ben: Sure. Here you go.James: Evil work. Fair outcome. Photos generated by AI. The people… Read More »Make Him Look Like He Has Money
Guys Who Plan Ahead
Her: I like guys who plan ahead.Him: I drank a litre of pineapple juice.Her: What?Him: What? Seen on a Polish meme page
For Once, She Really Has a Headache
“Darling, I have a headache.” “Oh, what a shock. Your head hurts. Again.” “Do you think it would go away if we made love?”
Natural Stupidity
– Can artificial intelligence destroy humanity? – No, because natural stupidity is unbeatable.
Macho
– How many times a night does yours wake you up? – Three times. – Macho! – No, prostate.
The Best Thing About Marriage
The best thing about marriage is being able to say “I’ll have to check with my wife” about anything you have absolutely no intention of doing.
Never Guessed Right
All the times my wife has asked me “What do you want for dinner?”, I have never once guessed right.
Whose Husband
If a husband makes you happy, what difference does it make whose he is!
The New Wall
The New Wall, a 2017 political cartoon by Christo Komarnitski: Trump and Putin kissing in front of a wall with barbed wire. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.
Do Churches Treat That Now
– Doctor, I slept with my best friend’s wife and ever since I can’t find any peace, it burns… – What you need is a church. – Doctor, since when do churches treat gonorrhea?!
Let’s Swap Seats
– Honey, can you see well? – Yes. – Nobody’s blocking your view? – No. – And the seat is comfortable? – Yes, everything’s fine. – Then let’s swap seats.
It Usually Becomes Clear by Noon
– How do you greet your wife in the morning? – The usual. “Good morning, my queen, my sunshine. I’m sorry.” – Sorry for what? – No idea. It usually becomes clear by noon.
How to Be Original
These days, to be original, it’s enough to be kind and normal.
Sorry About the Car, Darling
Wife: Darling, I made you pancakes to say sorry for hitting the car last night.Husband: You did WHAT?!Wife: Pancakes…
60 Christmas Jokes to Make the Whole Family Groan and Giggle
Looking for Christmas jokes that work as well at the dinner table as they do inside a cracker? You are in the right place. We… Read More »60 Christmas Jokes to Make the Whole Family Groan and Giggle
72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that did not help, try these instead. We have hand-picked 72 computer jokes from TheFun.Net’s… Read More »72 Computer Jokes for Programmers, IT Support and Phone Addicts
64 Medical Jokes That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered
They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider this page your repeat prescription. We have hand-picked 64 medical jokes from TheFun.Net’s doctor jokes category,… Read More »64 Medical Jokes That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered
68 Funny Animal Jokes About Dogs, Cats and Everything Wild
Animals never try to be funny, which is exactly why they are so good at it. Here are 68 funny animal jokes, hand-picked from the… Read More »68 Funny Animal Jokes About Dogs, Cats and Everything Wild
86 Office Jokes About Bosses, Meetings, Mondays and Payday
Work would be perfect if it were not for the meetings, the emails, the Mondays and, of course, the boss. Until someone fixes all that,… Read More »86 Office Jokes About Bosses, Meetings, Mondays and Payday
100 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good
Every dad has a secret mission: to make his children roll their eyes at least once a day. These 100 dad jokes are his ammunition.… Read More »100 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good
88 Walks Into a Bar Jokes and Other Classic Pub Humour
A man walks into a bar. It is the oldest setup in comedy, and somehow it still works every time, whether the man is a… Read More »88 Walks Into a Bar Jokes and Other Classic Pub Humour
100 Husband and Wife Jokes That Every Married Couple Will Recognise
Marriage is a partnership of equals, which is why one person is always right and the other one is always doing the dishes. Here are… Read More »100 Husband and Wife Jokes That Every Married Couple Will Recognise
It’s Not Just a Feeling
– Doctor, I feel like everyone around me is trying to rip me off. – Relax, my friend! You’re perfectly healthy. It’s not just a feeling. That’ll be 150 dollars.
The Difference Between AI and People
The difference between AI and people is that AI can admit its mistakes, go back to its earlier conclusions and start reasoning all over again. That’s why people laugh at it.
A Pretty Long Song
One minute I’m listening to Stairway to Heaven in 8th grade and the next day I’m enrolling in a Medicare program. Well, it’s a pretty long song.
Will I Get Caught
A man visits a fortune teller. She looks at his palm and gasps: – Oh no! In two days you’re going to kill your wife! – That I know. Will I get caught?