I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then… Read More »I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I’m not really a fan of purple, unless it’s…Deep Purple 💜 🚬💧
Keith Richards turned 80 yesterday, weird thing is that he looked like he was 80 over 30 years ago…
I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do I smoke? I said why was that your first question?He said,… Read More »I saw my doctor last week and he asked me how much marijuana do…
A young woman goes to the gynecologist’s for the first time. She disrobes and places her legs in the stirrups. As the doctor begins to… Read More »num-num
I entered a competion for kleptomaniacs. I took first prize…and second prize, and third prize, and a couple of unattended handbags…
A new teacher joins a school. She finds two boys looking very similar in appearance. The teacher asks: Twins…? Boys: No, we are neighbours!
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
I remember when I received my first headphones… … it was music to my ears.
2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.2023: The Russian army… Read More »Regress