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A new teacher joins a school. She finds two boys looking very similar in appearance. The teacher asks: Twins…? Boys: No, we are neighbours!

“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”

I remember when I received my first headphones… … it was music to my ears.

2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.2023: The Russian army… Read More »Regress

Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”

Me – This escape room sucks 😒Nurse – Sir, this is a psych ward

I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer

How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.

l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.