I remember when I received my first headphones… … it was music to my ears.
Author: thefun
Regress
2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.2023: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Russia.
#Historical_Mind
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”
@AznRyan
Me – This escape room sucks 😒Nurse – Sir, this is a psych ward
@MrsSimmons
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer
@supernurse
How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.
@Bluezzzman
l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.
Filtered Fail: Instagram’s Fallstart at Tweeting
Instagram announced they’re launching a competitor to Twitter. However, they hit a snag: Instagram users couldn’t figure out how to add filters to their tweets.
@Narcis
– Excuse me sir, we have a dress code here. – I work in IT – carry on