Dating jokes about girlfriends, boyfriends, first dates and exes. Relationship humor for singles and couples alike.
Awkward first dates, texts that should never have been sent and exes who keep showing up. When the relationship gets serious, continue with our marriage jokes. For the grown-up version, see dirty jokes.
Perfect for sending to someone who needs a smile after a bad date.
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then… Read More »I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother. She’s an animal in bed.
I asked a time traveller when will I get a girlfriend. He said he can’t travel that far in future.
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away? I’ve never run so fast.
I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s taking her retarded boyfriend to the pub tonight. I can’t believe the bitch is cheating… Read More »I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s…
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob. She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re… Read More »After so many years..
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…