A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he told me he uses them to masturbate. Do you ever do that??”
“Sure”, her guy friend replies.
“Really?? You masturbate into condoms??!”
“Oh”, he responded, “No. I thought you meant ‘do I lie to my girlfriend’!”
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