if I don`t have a job I can get my…
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.
don`t worry!
After a long night of frenzied, hot and passionate love making, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s bedside table. He… Read More »don`t worry!
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph. I’m clearly not average then… My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and… Read More »They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
Her home
As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled,… Read More »Her home
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse
Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he… Read More »Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
Lists
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given… Read More »Lists
Good idea
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that… Read More »Good idea
tulips
my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose But I think it looks more like tulips
My money
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.