The New Wall
The New Wall, a 2017 political cartoon by Christo Komarnitski: Trump and Putin kissing in front of a wall with barbed wire. Some cartoons age like milk, this one aged like a prophecy.
Political Jokes
Political jokes that poke fun at every side of the aisle. Politicians, promises, elections and the fine art of saying a lot while doing very little are all fair game here. This collection of political humor is here to make you laugh, not to win your vote. Read on and enjoy the satire.
Plague in Siberia
Mr Putin, why is there a plague epidemic in Siberia? Because in Russia, life is just like in the 14th century!
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade.
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the… Read More »Checking election results is like checking a group project grade.
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute?
What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute? There’s a difference?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals? Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her.… Read More »A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin…
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin They’ve warned Putin is willing to start World Special Military Operation I.
good news
Putin went to see his most trusted advisor, who happened to be his personal physician. The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news.… Read More »good news
No red ink
Two brothers want to find out if Soviet Russia is really like the propaganda they hear in the West. They decide that the older brother… Read More »No red ink
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader,…
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader, living or dead, who would it be? I said, “Vladimir Putin… dead.”
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the greatest comedian of all time.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the greatest comedian of all time. He even turned Vladimir Putin into a joke.
They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be…
They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself
Peace
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin… “The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants… Read More »Peace
How many politicians does it take to solve a problem?
How many politicians does it take to solve a problem? Trick question, nobody knows, because it’s never happened.
Reason
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason
Next year
Putin visits Ukraine Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”. “Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”. “Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.
JOKESTER
Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
They are standing at a dock. Trump points at an American submarine: “Our American submarines are so well-made, they can last half a year under… Read More »Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
He said “Genius”
Trump: Hey Siri how many miles did I ran today?
Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today.
Trump: Siri, how many miles did i ran today?
Siri: Sending missiles to Iran today.
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, “two, four, six, eight,… Read More »Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
Con is the opposite of pro.
So is congress the opposite of progress?
A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.
For support, rather than illumination.
Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.So he asks the class for an… Read More »Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.