Political jokes about presidents, politicians, elections and government. Satire and humor from the world of politics.
Politicians promise a lot and deliver punchlines. These jokes laugh at campaigns, government decisions and the leaders of the world, without taking sides. When you need a higher power, try the religious jokes.
Laughing is still free, whoever wins the next election.
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the… Read More »Checking election results is like checking a group project grade.
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute? There’s a difference?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals? Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her.… Read More »A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
U.S. officials recently shared intel gathered of the Kremlin They’ve warned Putin is willing to start World Special Military Operation I.
Putin went to see his most trusted advisor, who happened to be his personal physician. The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news.… Read More »good news
Two brothers want to find out if Soviet Russia is really like the propaganda they hear in the West. They decide that the older brother… Read More »No red ink
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader, living or dead, who would it be? I said, “Vladimir Putin… dead.”
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the greatest comedian of all time. He even turned Vladimir Putin into a joke.