Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
“The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.”
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
“A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”
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