A politician and intestines are surprisingly similar
After all. They both have shit coming out of them
Political Jokes
Political jokes that poke fun at every side of the aisle. Politicians, promises, elections and the fine art of saying a lot while doing very little are all fair game here. This collection of political humor is here to make you laugh, not to win your vote. Read on and enjoy the satire.
What’s the difference between…
Donald Trump and God?God doesn’t think he’s Trump.
What’s the difference between Trump and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Trump…
Trump has been Impeached.
Color me surprised.
What do trump and bowser have in common?
They’re both impeach.
Trump has been impeached
Now it’s the Senate’s job to find out how he got in there
Look, a racist joke!
Donald J. Trump.
Trump
Odds of the British press IQ puzzle Donald Trump came to London, and met Queen Elizabeth. Trump asked the queen saying, “Your Majesty, I find… Read More »Trump
16 year old Trump just had sex
Young Trump: Dad, dad! I just had sex for the first time!Trump senior: thats great my son, you are a winner! Come, sit and tell… Read More »16 year old Trump just had sex
The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
If you think about all the celebrities, movie stars, sports stars, comedians, all the late night shows, you’d think conservatives would have no chance.But in… Read More »The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
One night, they are invited to a dinner with several other officials from different countries. Having arrived at the dinner, the two officials see that… Read More »Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?
Im-Peach Cobbler
TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.
Now millions of people can breathe easier.
What is Trump calling his post-house vote vacation?
Time on the Peach.
I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment
It’s not like it’s unpresidented
What do Donald Duck and Donald Trump have in common?
They’re both named Donald!
A guy is driving past the White House….
…and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting,… Read More »A guy is driving past the White House….
The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on his legacy
Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat
If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It seems that BTC fans like to point at any blockchain-interest out the Chinese Government as being “good for Bitcoin”. This is so very wrong.While… Read More »If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It’s gonna be hard being Joey Saladino after Trump’s Impeachment.
No one likes a Right-wing nutjob with a missing left nut!
What do you call a candidate who cannot win an election?
A stay at home Politician
AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
In our school is a Magnet Program created by an organization which for the sake of being anonymous I’m gonna call the Magnet, in the… Read More »AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
The people in Washington should have never impeached Trump.
Because now we know they’re actually capable of getting shit done.
What’s one thing Trump and Jesus have in common?
They both hung out with prostitutes