They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be…
They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.
Political Jokes
Political jokes about presidents, politicians, elections and government. Satire and humor from the world of politics.
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself
Peace
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin… “The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants… Read More »Peace
How many politicians does it take to solve a problem?
How many politicians does it take to solve a problem? Trick question, nobody knows, because it’s never happened.
Reason
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason
Next year
Putin visits Ukraine Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”. “Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”. “Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.
JOKESTER
Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
They are standing at a dock. Trump points at an American submarine: “Our American submarines are so well-made, they can last half a year under… Read More »Merkel, Trump, and Putin are at a military inspection
Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…