Question from non American. Why did you need to impeach Trump?
I mean he already is orange… is he not?
Political Jokes
Political jokes that poke fun at every side of the aisle. Politicians, promises, elections and the fine art of saying a lot while doing very little are all fair game here. This collection of political humor is here to make you laugh, not to win your vote. Read on and enjoy the satire.
If you think you were surprised to hear about Donald Trump being impeached..
Imagine how surprised he was when putin skyped him to tell him about it.
Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
Don’t try to galaxy brain the impeachment, Trump did impeachable things, you don’t need to think about it beyond that
Trump just did bad things and deserves to be punished for it. That’s about all there really is to it.No, you shouldn’t pin all your… Read More »Don’t try to galaxy brain the impeachment, Trump did impeachable things, you don’t need to think about it beyond that
Trump gets Impeached
Me: The Senate will decide your fate. ignites lightsaber
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
Finally, something he’s earned
I asked Donald Trump what kind of cobbler he would be.
He replied I’m peach mint.
I would tell you a Trump joke…
But it’s border line offensive
High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are… Read More »High IQ
Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.
I support LGBTQ
Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.
Ever wonder why comedians don’t run for President?
They’d just make a joke of it.
How to make crime rates drop to 0%?
They would. If government makes everything legal.
Heard about the Trump fruit salad?
It’s mostly orange ‘m’ peach.
Did you hear about the time traveling politician?
Their policies are ahead of the times
Sackler Family is all the evidence we need.
The Sackler Family of Perdue Pharmaceutical has stashed billions of dollars away, profits made from the sales of opioids to the American people, profits made… Read More »Sackler Family is all the evidence we need.
Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr… Read More »Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Why did the leader of Russia fail his math test?
He didn’t putin enough effort.
When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and… Read More »4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
Listen
The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens.
cockroaches
In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails!
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails! I don’t even read my emails.
for yourself
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.
others
After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others
who is this
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she’s in the middle of… Read More »who is this