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After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
From strange diagnoses to patients who take advice a bit too literally, these jokes are about everything that happens in the waiting room and beyond. Getting older makes the doctor a regular visitor, which is why many of these also end up in our old age jokes.
Laughter will not replace your doctor, but it does help while you wait for your appointment.
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo Ingles.”
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Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.
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