Doctor Jokes

Doctor jokes and medical humor to cure a bad mood, no appointment needed. From questionable diagnoses to waiting-room woes and doctors with a terrible bedside manner, these funny doctor jokes are just what the comedian ordered. Take two and call us in the morning.

fantasy

by thefun
June 30, 2013

My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.

Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..

by thefun
June 22, 2013September 16, 2026

Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts.. BBC Homepage Top News Story – Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast… Read More »Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..

advice

by thefun
June 20, 2013

I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.

who tf

by thefun
June 19, 2013

So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf

already

by thefun
April 15, 2013

My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten… Read More »already

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