Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last…
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn’t go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
Doctor Jokes
Doctor jokes about patients, nurses, dentists and hospital visits. Funny medical humor that is the best medicine after all.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people. Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday…
I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday… My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…
The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant.
The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant. I don’t want it. But he changed my mind.
Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit.
Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?” Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: “Yes, ready.” Dentist: “That will be $700 please.”
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist.
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he… Read More »A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.
Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods? chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who… Read More »A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .