Holiday jokes for Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine’s Day and Easter. Seasonal humor to share with family and friends.
Santa’s busy night, awkward family dinners and New Year’s resolutions that end on January 2nd. Many holidays revolve around food and drinks, so the food jokes and bar jokes fit right in.
Perfect for greeting cards and holiday messages.
My new year’s resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in… Read More »My new year’s resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of…
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE I know im early but i suffer from premature congratulation.
I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon… When I arrived… Read More »I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on…
I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa wasn’t real. I was heart broken… I jumped in my car and… Read More »I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency…. So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅
I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to… Read More »I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on…
My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween party whether you like it or not. So you better decide what you’re going… Read More »My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween…
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..
I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym… … and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month… Read More »Cancel