Do you understand me?
My new year’s resolution is I’m going to be less condescending. And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get…
My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language.… Read More »My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get…
We have the same resolution!
I asked the hot girl in gym ” What’s your New Year Resolution?” She said “Fuck you!” I’m now eagerly waiting for the year to… Read More »We have the same resolution!
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them…
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them from other people than to give yourself one.
Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas.
Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas. This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds.
JOKESTER
Easter is only a couple of days away, I need to hurry up and decide if I’m going to spend it in the living room,… Read More »JOKESTER
My epileptic son loves our new Christmas Tree
You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights.
A son asks his dad, “Why is my sister named Teresa?”
“Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.” “Thanks Dad!” “You’re welcome Alan.”
JOKESTER
I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. shave your Valentines gift.
Pretty new one. Definitely deserves to be in the reddit hall of fame, though.
r/aww•Posted byu/sjrem4 hours ago2My 12yo son used the $50 he got for Christmas to buy our old hound a new bed 48.3k points415 comments