New Year’s Eve
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready.At the stroke of midnight, she… Read More »New Year’s Eve
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
Every year I tune into ‘Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve’ thinking this will be the year it’s worth watching.
But they always drop the ball.
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on new years eve?
He got 12 months!
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…
… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.
JOKESTER
Because of all the commercialism and materialism, I’ve decided I’m not going to celebrate Christmas anymore. So feel free to buy me a present anytime… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
Evidently I misheard what my nephew wanted for Christmas, you should have seen the look on his face when he opened Mein Kampf and not… Read More »JOKESTER
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Some people take Christmas way too serious…
It’s 362 days away and people already have their decorations up!
A man goes into his bosses office
Man: I was just checking in to see if I could get the day off to help my wife do the yearly christmas cleaning?Boss: Absolutely… Read More »A man goes into his bosses office
It’s good news for insomniacs
Only 10 more sleeps till Christmas.