Why is Santa’s sack so big ?by thefunDecember 18, 2019. . Cause he only comes once a year. More Holiday JokesDogs are either one of two things…There was a spider in our houseWhy did Dre go to prison?Spelling the word panda is easy;I’m so brokeMy wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.