Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”
Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing…
“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing to your liver?” the Doctor asked.“Fuck off Doc,” I replied, “You always… Read More »“Do you have any idea the long term damage that alcohol is doing…
Big thanks
I’d like to see the guy who invented beer and ask him what’s he working on now.
I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on…
I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon… When I arrived… Read More »I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on…
I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m…
I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll… Read More »I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m…
My mates call me stingy, so I decided to buy them a beer.
My mates call me stingy, so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out, they wanted 1 each.
Winner
My pal asked me, “How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?” I said, “Ooooh, about 15 minutes.” 🍷🍷🍷
I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s…
I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s taking her retarded boyfriend to the pub tonight. I can’t believe the bitch is cheating… Read More »I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s…
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday. The wife was sat in the armchair, crying her eyes out in the dark. I could… Read More »I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.