Most common Last words before death:
1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it.
2. it‘s 100% safe!
3.green is always grounding.
4.turn left, I know it there.
5.I slept with your sister.
6.it‘s ok, dogs loves me.
7.oh, they changed color of my pills.
8.Somebody forgot his suitcase.
9.let‘s have one beer
10.Chuck Norris doesn‘t exis…
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