Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
Talking dogs, sarcastic parrots and cats with attitude. Animal jokes work for all ages, which makes them a good choice for kids too. When the animals walk into a bar, you will find them in our bar jokes.
Pet owners will recognize more than one of these.
20-years together and the Missus still gets upset if I use her toothbrush…. So, if anyone knows another way to get dog shit off my… Read More »20-years together and the Missus still gets upset if I use her…
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife? One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and… Read More »What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
My friend managed to fool me into volunteering in a cat shelter. He said there was a lot of pussies I could play with.
I was hoping after coronavirus…. … there would be no more monkey business.
A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar. the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting a kangaroo. I lost control and landed in a ditch,… Read More »I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
How do know you are ugly? Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for… Read More »When love fades…
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it. 2. it‘s 100% safe! 3.green is always… Read More »Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…