I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,… Read More »In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
If you think about all the celebrities, movie stars, sports stars, comedians, all the late night shows, you’d think conservatives would have no chance.But in… Read More »The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I’ll let you know
So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
Why are dogs afraid to go to space?
Because of the vacuum.
Was in a room full of people and the dog walked up and sat right next to me!!!
Sadly, I was at the airport and it was a drug dog.
A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.
Miss Piggy
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.