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Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
City slicker rides a horse
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse.… Read More »City slicker rides a horse
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted
The Girlfriend of Nightmares
So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it’s a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and… Read More »The Girlfriend of Nightmares
Don’t speak to the parrot
The plumber was coming over to repair a pipe while the family where all at work. They had agreed where to leave the key, and… Read More »Don’t speak to the parrot
A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre
He’s sitting there, waiting for the movie to start when a couple comes in sits down in front of him.Not wanting to seem like some… Read More »A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre
A cop cought me doing donuts in the parking lot.
It was sad. Donuts was always such a good dog.
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
a horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a bar
the horse stands in place, the fish dies and pediatrician just missed his shift