Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.
“I can buy a chicken and some bread now!”, says Abou, while walking out of his bank in Zimbabwe
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He’s a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock…
Who’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No idiot… Cows go moo!
The year is 1835…
The year is 1835, you’re traversing the Oregon Trail. You and your horse come upon a man, you introduce yourself, and he tells you his… Read More »The year is 1835…
What do you call it when a cow pleasures himself?
Some say MOOsterbation, but I’ve always been partial to Beef Strokinoff.
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the… Read More »It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
What do you call a disabled cat that does DIY?
A handicat ucuz takipçi paketleri
Don’t let anyone else tell you what you think of TROS
I went down the YouTube rabbit hole and found people changing what I thought about TFA. I was seeing problems I didn’t see whenever I… Read More »Don’t let anyone else tell you what you think of TROS
So I was at Popeyes the other day,
And as I was ordering some of their tasty chicken, the door swung hard suddenly with a loud bang, and lo and behold, in comes… Read More »So I was at Popeyes the other day,
What’s a goats favorite song?
Baaaaaad guy. By Billie Eilish
Dogs are related to trees
Cause they both have bark twitter takipçi satın al