Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
I told my husband this joke and he said, “If I won the lottery, I’d give you the world, mi vida,” and gave me a… Read More »A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
In China, dogs are E10. (don’t start wit the bats)
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into… Read More »Talking frog
Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
The task is to go into a forest and capture the rabbit in there.The FBI goes in, they place inside operatives into the animal kingdom,… Read More »The FBI, CIA, and KGB are trying to prove which one of them is the best at catching their targets.
The owner put a sign in the window that read: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must… Read More »A local business owner was looking for office help.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head… Read More »A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said: “Jesus knows you’re here.”
To a quack doctor.
As soon as we got there, he made a bolt for the door