Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his spare time. At that moment, bar phone rang loudly and Pavlov started worrying.… Read More »Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his…
Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps… Read More »Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them…
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?
Everytime you feel yourself getting pulled into other peoples drama, repeat these words: NOT MY CIRCUS~NOT MY MONKEYS!
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would all still be in Paradise, as they would have eaten the fucking snake. ???
They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do… Read More »Three guys got into a car crash and all died.
Our bra manufacturer has gone bust.The specialist in submersibles has gone under.A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.The suppliers of paper for… Read More »So as predicted the economic crisis has hit my local area and all attention has turned to the hardship caused to small business. Its been a simply disastrous start to the week…..
buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the… Read More »A farmer
It doesn’t pay much, but the tips are huge!