The plumber was coming over to repair a pipe while the family where all at work. They had agreed where to leave the key, and the plumber was instructed to ignore the dog Killer and not to speak to the parrot Polly under any circumstances.The plumber locked himself inn, ignored Killer and got down to business. Immediately the parrot started swearing and mocking the plumber. After a while he got annoyed and shouted out to the parrot – Oh, shut up you stupid bird! From there the argument escalated fast and didn’t end before the plumber held up his biggest monkey wrench. – If you don’t quiet down now, you’ll get a taste of this. The parrot closed its beak for a moment, then stared screaming even louder – Killer, Killer, take him