Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”
Work Jokes
Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.
Meetings that could have been emails, bosses with big ideas and job interviews that went very wrong. When the salary comes up, continue with our money jokes. If you work in IT, the tech jokes are for you.
Best read during lunch break, not during the meeting.
I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for…
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work. “John, you’re a fucking croupier!”
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The…
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The surgeon was fired later that day.
Sexcurity camera
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting He said this is his home security camera
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs*…
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
if I don`t have a job I can get my…
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work…
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.