Work jokes for anyone counting down to five o’clock. Office humor, meetings that should have been emails, impossible bosses and the eternal battle with the printer, it is all here. Share these funny work jokes with a colleague who needs a laugh, ideally not during the actual meeting.
The best of them are collected in our 86 office jokes: bosses, job interviews, Mondays and payday.
Work would be perfect if it were not for the meetings, the emails, the Mondays and, of course, the boss. Until someone fixes all that,… Read More »86 Office Jokes About Bosses, Meetings, Mondays and Payday
The length of the days of the week, explained with the golden ratio. Mathematics has finally explained why Monday never ends and Sunday is over before it starts.
A winery is hiring a taster. A scruffy drunk shows up for the interview and nails every glass, including the last one: blonde, 26, three months pregnant. And if you don’t hire me, I’ll tell everyone who the father is.
Biology textbooks will no longer say “parasites”. The politically correct term is now “effective bio-managers”.
A man gathers his wife, the neighbour’s wife and his mistress: – Girls, times are hard. There will be layoffs…
The boss is yelling at the new employee: – What, do you think I’m an idiot? – I don’t know, I’m still new here.
Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”
I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work. “John, you’re a fucking croupier!”
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The surgeon was fired later that day.
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting He said this is his home security camera
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.
our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,”… Read More »cheap flights
I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure. Never mind, the mail server was down for a while.
How is sex like applying for a job Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager
The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come
My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed,… Read More »Got knocked up the ladder to success
A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift. His wife asks him: “Why are you home so early?” He replies, “I put… Read More »A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift.
Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint after we pulled up to the job. Later on the older lady… Read More »Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint…
I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.