Work jokes for anyone counting down to five o’clock. Office humor, meetings that should have been emails, impossible bosses and the eternal battle with the printer, it is all here. Share these funny work jokes with a colleague who needs a laugh, ideally not during the actual meeting.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the… Read More »L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman… Read More »Two lips
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
Join our mid-aged and unfriendly team at an awkward-winning company with more than 1200 employees worldwide gone berserk. If you are: – Looking for a… Read More »Job advertising
Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance
I quit my job at McDonald’s today… Boss was a clown
I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.
There was a story being told around in the early 2000s, when there was a lot of hysteria about harmful radiation from cellphones.Apparently, some people… Read More »I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.
Yeah, I gave ’em my too weak notice
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl… Read More »A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter
wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father
listened.
> > Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a… Read More »Father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy,… Read More »Good News Bad News
Archeology it’s in ruins!
They were enveloped in darkness.
… and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that… Read More »A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off