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Work Jokes
Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office?
They were enveloped in darkness.
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
… and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that… Read More »A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off
Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue
For the devil can take many forms
I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.
Me: work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer.Driver: I don’t like working for anyone, I like to be my… Read More »My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.
I walked into a bookstore and asked an employee “Do you have any books by Shakespeare?”
Employee: Of course sir. Which one?Me: William.
I experienced the WORST customer service yesterday at a shop.
I don’t want to mention the name of the shop because I’m not sure how I’m going to proceed. On Wednesday I bought something from… Read More »I experienced the WORST customer service yesterday at a shop.
Guy goes into the bank, walks up to the teller and says, “Hiya Toots, I wanna make a fuckin’ deposit over here.”
The teller is a little taken aback by the customer’s language, but does her best to be professional.”Sir, I’m more than happy to help with… Read More »Guy goes into the bank, walks up to the teller and says, “Hiya Toots, I wanna make a fuckin’ deposit over here.”