What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a…
What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.
Work Jokes
Work jokes for anyone counting down to five o’clock. Office humor, meetings that should have been emails, impossible bosses and the eternal battle with the printer, it is all here. Share these funny work jokes with a colleague who needs a laugh, ideally not during the actual meeting.
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo!
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do…
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
Two lips
A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman… Read More »Two lips
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
Job advertising
Join our mid-aged and unfriendly team at an awkward-winning company with more than 1200 employees worldwide gone berserk. If you are: – Looking for a… Read More »Job advertising
Scary times
Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine