I hate these double standards.by thefunDecember 20, 2019if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re “doing a good job” if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence” More One-LinersDealing with a contradiction in a characterWhat’s the difference between a baby and a boomerang?I like my iced tea like I like my presidents…I think women breast feeding in public is disgusting.The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on his legacyI used to think that a shag pile is a type of carpet.