The Best Revenge
My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn. It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s… Read More »The Best Revenge
Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was a bit of a slut when she playfully called me her thirty second lover.Then… Read More »I feel bad about misjudging my new girlfriend.I thought she was…
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings…
I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer
Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the…
Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with…
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been…
When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.
discount
Announcement on the clinic website: Breast enlargement. Penis enlargement. Discount available for ordering both.
when you miss the ads
– Dear, turn off the TV. It distracts me when we make love, and I can’t finish! – I can’t, honey, we’re in the cinema.
We’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you…
we’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you do for fun?” ” I like to play volleyball with Eve… Read More »We’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you…