He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another…
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
After so many years..
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob. She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re… Read More »After so many years..
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his wife……”dear, when I have sex with you, I often think of other women!” “You bastard!” she… Read More »A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
don`t worry!
After a long night of frenzied, hot and passionate love making, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s bedside table. He… Read More »don`t worry!
I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
When I was a kid, I was told that bad people would come up to me on the street and offer me drugs, booze, and… Read More »I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the…
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.
From my Boobliography
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…