Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, more than 400 of the filthiest and funniest adult jokes we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. For the best of them sorted by topic, start with our 200 dirty jokes for adults. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Strictly 18+ and definitely not one for the family dinner table.
Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a… Read More »A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything
My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life. I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate? A liar
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he… Read More »A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
I got caught masturbating to an optical illusionI said “it’s not what it looks like”
The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.
Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.
Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” ???
Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big
I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..
Join our mid-aged and unfriendly team at an awkward-winning company with more than 1200 employees worldwide gone berserk. If you are: – Looking for a… Read More »Job advertising
I was complaining to my wife about our nonexistent sex life. Zero fucks were given.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse
What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations
I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.
The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER
Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.
l got bored staying in with this lockdown, so for something to do l measured my dick…. now l’m bored & depressed.
A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he… Read More »Wal- Matt
Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend… Read More »A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”
“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”Of course, the wife agrees and they… Read More »A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…