The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the…
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.
Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
From my Boobliography
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…
I believe in love at first sight…
I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse
Money shots
What kind of porn do bankers watch? Trans action.
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting a kangaroo. I lost control and landed in a ditch,… Read More »I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he… Read More »Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
every morning
So one blood cell says “Good morning” Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”
Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!