I believe in love at first sight…
I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse
Money shots
What kind of porn do bankers watch? Trans action.
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting a kangaroo. I lost control and landed in a ditch,… Read More »I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he… Read More »Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
every morning
So one blood cell says “Good morning” Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”
Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!
won`t be able
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so… Read More »won`t be able
Sit in the corner and lick your eyebrows
How to make lesbians like you? Don’t be a dick.