They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be…
They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.
Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked How’s your book? Interesting read? She replied: well, the only way I… Read More »A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
Self employed
How is sex like applying for a job Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience
Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…
Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my wife I replied : “Lets have sex then because there are horny men…. basically… Read More »Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…
My wife bites her lip to look sexy……….
My wife bites her lip to look sexy………. I just don’t have the heart to tell her you’re meant to bite the bottom lip.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy. Never laughed so hard in my life.
The wife then has to finish it off herself.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force. You stay in all day and no one comes
The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60:…
The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60: Try Weekly Age 60-90: Try Weakly
Got knocked up the ladder to success
My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed,… Read More »Got knocked up the ladder to success