Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is? Father:… Read More »Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door. That place was a shit hole!
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life
I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my life until… I swiped right on a blind date, a… Read More »I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…
if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever
All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.
Tired of going from shop to shop and arguing with his wife about it, he stands outside the next shop in protest. While waiting a… Read More »A man and his wife went on a weekend trip to the big city