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Dirty Jokes

Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.

The nose is bigger

Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?

Life lesson

Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.

Reminder

Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.

Trying

Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” ???

Only the…

Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big

End of arguing

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..

No chance

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband… Read More »No chance